All Trek stories are essentially the same…

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USS Enterprise NCC-1701I loved Star Trek as a kid and I enjoy the new movies as well.  Not much of a Deep Space Nine or Captain Janeway fan.  I barely got into the Second Generation.  From time to time perhaps.  The short lived series “Enterprise”, was thankfully short lived.  I liked Kirk and his original brood of marauders.  However, today when I logged into our server, as always it gives me some random tidbit or joke.  Today’s quip got me thinking that, “Yeah.. All the episodes do sort of end up the same way.”.  You read and tell me if you don’t see the obvious similarities.

Question: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Seven.  Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he’ll immediately claim that he’s a doctor, not an electrician).  Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he “canna” see in the dark.  Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something.

Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.  As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit.  Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives’ from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all lightbulbs they can carry.  The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.

Things that make you go hmmmm.


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