Posts Tagged ‘Social Networking’

Just got done deleting my Twitter account.  Just like all the other social networking hotspots, it’s just not for me.  All it is, is a commenting tool really.  You make comments in 140 characters or less.  Supposedly answering a simple question, “What are you doing?”.

Well, my life doesn’t need constant updates, I don’t need people knowing every little thing I do.  So it’s either not getting updated, or there’s not enough room to really say what’s going on.  I am not such a social tard to have a constant need to twitter I’m having coffee at Starbucks from my smart-phone.  Who cares!  Whatever makes you people feel good and self important I guess.

Not to mention, many of my subscribers where bots.

That’s what this blog is for.  If I feel I need to say something, I have limitless room to say it.  I have time to think out my thoughts carefully and can edit them prior to posting anything.  It has a commenting system built in.  It auto cuts off comments in 14 days so conversations don’t go on after going stale.  Done.

Facebook is a god awful place where you spend all day replying and dealing with “apps”.  Fuck that.  People always tell me I need a facebook.  For what?  You have to search for me to find me.  Or have some facebook.com/imaretard, yeah that’s about as professional as having a website with a yahoo.com email account.  You can always find me at www.castlerain.com, no need to fuck around searching.  And all my emails end in castlerain.com because I know what the fuck I’m doing on the net, I don’t need some social app to do it for me.

Here I get to layout my content as I want you to see it.  I can show off my website making skills in designing themes.  Not some same old everyone else has facebook or worse.. MySpace.  You can hardly even read any MySpace page, they are horrid and painful to look at, these are geared for the socially inept who feel they need this to be popular and have no talent to make a unique design what-so-ever.

Frankly I think all these social networking places are just gates to allow retards flood onto a place that was once for the intelligent.  Now I have to train these tards to use a bookmark because they’ve owned a computer for 2 years and never knew what bookmarks were for.  They go to search and type in the same things over and over.  God forbid if they lose their browser history.

All hail the mighty Foamy in his infinite wisdom!!  This is why I worship him, he thinks so much like me, it’s like, he’s reading my mind.

Pay no attention to the woman in the window!

We have so much to talk about, and yet nothing to really say.  Email, IM, Twitter, MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and on and on and on it goes.  Will Social Networking stop?  Probably not.  And if these socialites can’t be by their PC, then it’s the cellphone and text messaging.

Example: yesterday we took the kids to Busch Gardens.  The whole time we were there, the kids were on their phones just tapping or talking away.  They didn’t much care that we where trying to have some family time.  They just had to talk with ALL their friends.  Come on!  Roller coasters!  Sheesh….

• Email – So there I was, surrounded by the cats, Fluffy, Snuggles, Snowball, Blacky…
• Instant Messaging – did u get dat pic i sent?
• Affordable Cellphones – Jenny and Jill could be BFF’s all day while raising the number of phone related auto accidents.
• Texting -  OMG!  BFF Ilvu!! lol eek CRASH ttyl g2g popo here.
• MySpace – Hey, I do not possess the intelligence to make a website, I’m colorblind and have no interesting life what-so-ever.  Thanks for leaving a comment!!
• Facebook – Now I have a full-time job just replying to all the idiocies presented to me on one website.
• YouTube – Look at me!! Look at me!! I have no real qualities, but goodness I’m the funniest person I’ve ever known!!
• Twitter – What am I doing now?  Nothing any sane human being would be remotely interested in.

God, and I gave up dumasaphobia.com?  What was I thinking!  Oh yeah, I didn’t want to spend every moment of my day ranting about the retards that flock to Social Networking.  Talk about your full-time job.  Honestly people, why does anyone really care about your pathetic life that you need to make a mockery of yourself and show off just how talentless you really are?

Blogging, if you are a casual blogger who can creatively think of something good or give good criticism about or the occasional rant {ahem}, then I applaud you.  Especially if you can put a good presented personal website with it.  If you are handicapped in that arena, then Blogger or wordpress.com would be a better bet for you.  Though please try and learn how to use it to it’s fullest potential.  Educate yourself, it never hurts.  Get out, spend some time with real people, and places.  Then blog about them when you have the spare time.

Rather than being this mindless zombie that got a great address like “myspace.com/isucktonails”.