Some know I’ve been “relocated” and some haven’t heard yet.  According to sources, I snore so loudly now that they have decided I need to sleep in a different room.  What was once our office, is now my bedroom.  I didn’t get much say in the matter and there certainly wasn’t any debate about it.  So for two painful ass days, I’ve been moving my clothing and other things into our office.  Though I was told I could keep the bed and she’d get something different as she doesn’t like the memory foam shit anyways.  Well neither do I, but again, I didn’t have any say in it.  So along with everything else, I lugged that big heavy thing out of the room.  Just to find it was molding between the box spring and mattress.

Bad enough I’ve had things fall on me, trip over, kicked and gouge and cut the back of my legs and stab my feet during this 48 hours of torture.  Now the bed is ruined and we must try to have it replaced under warranty.  No idea how it managed to get mold in such an odd place.  Thus, we are both sleeping on air mattresses.

To top it all off, I don’t like being alone.  Yet for 2 days I’ve been more alone than ever.  The wife has already become quite comfortable in the old bedroom.  Me being me, I made sure her PC was up and running as soon as possible so she could relax a bit after work.  She does have tendency to over work herself.  Yet, she did help me a bit the first afternoon, but then went to her UK WoW while I struggled with my own room issues.  Which are not even close to done yet.  Of course I can’t forget to do the laundry like I do every weekend.  Now I get to put it away in two different rooms.  Joy.

Of course immediately I notice changes in behavioral patterns that unnerve me.  Why would I write about it here?  Because if it isn’t on Facebook or MSN messenger, it won’t get noticed here.

What did I notice?  Well for starters, we never used to close the doors to the bedroom or office when we were home, except if I had to change clothes.  Now her bedroom door is closed all the time.

Tonight I came in to let her watch a movie we rented (since we can’t sit on a real bed and watch it together), and she’s in her undies and what barely qualifies as a shirt, with her web cam on.  Yet she claims that our daughter is the only one who ever uses it to talk with her long distance boyfriend.  Perplexing as WoW is up, so … she isn’t looking back at anyone?  Or why video chat in her skivvies and play wow at the same time…  I’m confused.  But I’m not supposed to think this is weird or anything right?

Or that normally we’re both off the net around 9pm or 10pm yet she’s up much later with her friends online already.  Wonder if that is going to be a new trend as well.  But I’m not supposed to think anything is wrong.  It’s my snoring that was keeping her up right?

Maybe I am just a bit paranoid.  Could it be that it’s because I don’t like my new arrangement?  Also, it’s going to be kind of hard for me to rub her feet before she goes to sleep this way.